Dearest Esmeralda,
My girlfriend has the sexiest feet in the whole world, they're a size 8.5 and I love buying her shoes. The problem is, my girlfriend asked me to buy her "Sling Backs" for work. She said if I pleased her, I'd get to suck, kiss and lick her professionally pedicured sweaty stocking feet when she got home from work. Esmeralda, what the hell are "Sling Backs"?
Dumb Founded in Colorado
Dearest Dumb Fuck, All you had to do was type "Slingbacks" into your Google or Yahoo search engine and Viola! Your query would have produced a plethora of images. Here is a picture of a classical pair of the perfect "Slingbacks". I hope you don't buy your girlfriend cheap shoes and make yourself look like a "Payless" cheap bastard.
Esmeralda
Dear Dumb in Colorado,
For the best shoe shopping online; with free over night services (most of the time) , go to www.zappos.com The web site offers 10s of thousands of shoes and a more articulated search engine to exact your shoe specifications: shoe size, width, heel height, shoe color, shoe material, shoe genre, for example a "Slingbacks" or "Thong Sandal" or a pair of cute "Red Patent Leather Mary Janes" etc... Also, just for the record, "Slingbacks" is one word, not two words. This should help in your Internet shopping spree.
The web site is fun, easy to use and very inexpensive. Zappos.com has a free return policy where you can print up a UPS return label on your computer. They even have a couture shoe department for hard-to-find designer shoes. Lastly, www.zappos.com is a shoe fetishist or shoe aficionado's dream come true. They even have handbags and sunglasses to entertain your online shopping spree.
Cheers,
Signor Guadalupe Oreja
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